Nightscrawlers

Yoyo Rodriguez XD! I think Cee's gonna be pissed that is the best Puerto Rican name Johnny could come up with.

Great one guys!

Happy Birthday Ferg! Here's some Harry Potter for you!

Hello tarantula hawk...you're native to the Caribbean and apparently being stung by you feels like getting hit with 'an electrical nail gun.' GAH!

"I'm certainly nobody's 'paladin' as the idea is ridiculous nor am I going to play Captain Save-A-Ho.

I feel this should've been the title, 'Captain Save-A-Ho.'

Sue says Cee better not have outed her on the internet!

Whatever happened to living unashamed of your life choices? It's kind of a transparent closet there.

Mayday: Mayday laughed at Rachel, "Oh, my God, duuuuh!", she pointed at the door, "Obvious jelly is obvious!"

Mayday: Mayday shrugged, "Tell her how you feel, geez!"

WORD...

Bitches be crazy

So much squee here for this! Nice one guys!

And Renn faiiiirrrrr

"...but you're prone to making an ass of yourself.. And now, you're randomly dumping all this on someone. Like an ass."

"Plus, could be argued stripping is related to teaching dance." "I don't teach that kind of dance!"

There needs to be a gym class instance where they do this to burn calories or instead of learning square dancing


Hilarious instance, guys!

And apparently Mayday's going to be one iced coffee short...

"Sir, your derangement is impressive."

And yes, bricks were shat here too.

<Mayday> "Oh, GOD, that's awesome!", Mayday grinned, staring wide-eyed at her PC's display at the new piece of armour, "'Lightning-Charged Headguard'...", she read aloud, grinning before clicking on her microphone, "Have you seen the agility boost on this!?", she laughe...

<Mayday> "Oh, GOD, that's awesome!", Mayday grinned, staring wide-eyed at her PC's display at the new piece of armour, "'Lightning-Charged Headguard'...", she read aloud, grinning before clicking on her microphone, "Have you seen the agility boost on this!?", she laughe...

<Pym> The TV blared loudly as the news reports overtook the New Years Day festivities on channel 17. "This just in, a mall in the Yale region of Connecticut has been apparently attacked by thousands, and we mean thousands , of bugs! We go to our affiliate reporter Don Keballs to get more. Don?&...

<Cecilia> Cecilia pushed open the front door to the mansion with one hip, yanking her suitcase through with some effort, while simultaneously trying not to slam the door in Fabian's face by keeping her foot jammed in the door. <Cecilia> "Fuck my shit," she muttered as she shuffled around w...

<Cecilia> Cecilia hummed quietly as she scanned the newspaper over the breakfast table, reading the Spanish as effortlessly as she did English. "Heh, someone tried to take an axe to Michelangelo's Pieta, again ," she remarked to Fabian as she reached for another glass of orange juice. <Cec...

<Jessica> Jess peered out of the window at the rain. Typical. Though, she supposed it wouldn't be very green if it didn't rain all the time... She fidgeted in her seat. <Melati> "Well, here we are," Melati remarked, pulling off her seat belt. "Looks like the weather ain't getting bett...

<Cecilia> Cecilia eyed the 18th century Castell de Montjuïc, admiring the old stonework, the wind blowing her hair softly. "So this was once a fortress and a prison?" She asked, reading the information sign written in multiple languages. <Cecilia> Dammit...the sign said that the Museu Mili...

<Cecilia> Cecilia stepped into the foyer of Barcelona's Hellfire Club with considerably less anxiety than she'd shown the first time in New York, despite some discomfort over showing this much side boob around the Senor. Double sided tape please hold up or else everyone here is gonna get a free show...

<Cecilia> Cecilia hummed a little as she carefully put her new dress in the wardrobe along with her shoes, but lingered a little with the jewellery. "I really can't stay, oh, but it's cold outside..." she sang, moving the case so the light caught the gold. It was so beautiful! <Fabian> It ...

<Cecilia> Cecilia lounged on the sofa, legs crossed, gripping her wine glass by the stem and trying not to look like a completely inbred idiot while in the presence of Fabian's parents or like she was nervous. Which she was. Honestly, she'd felt better fighting the giant mercury monster, Rogue/Essex...